I'll take mine with a side of Guilt, please

I love that Nicolas is practically a genius.  He can hum tunes he's only just heard with amazing clarity.  He can recite entire books without any help at all. 

And . . .

He can make you feel like a complete piece of shit without even trying. 

To wit:  The morning after Halloween, Nicolas (in a stunt of nothing less than cunning stealth) slipped past me and into the garage carrying his Incredible Hulk mask.  Because, apparently, wearing it the first three days before Halloween wasn't enough.  Having been informed by the daycare that the aforementioned mask was the center of considerable strife within the ranks, I told Nicolas that the mask had to stay at home, but that he was welcome to wear it after school and for the rest of the night. 

And in an Oscar-worthy, yet surprisingly subtle number ala the Death Scene in Romeo and Juliet, Nicolas let out a muffled sigh, allowed the mask to slip ever-so-graciously from his grasp and murmured, "Oh well, I guess . . . I'm not special." 

Oh, yes he did.

Comments

[Erin]

Isn't it amazing how they seem to have an innate talent for knowing exactly how to stick that knife right into your heart? Ouch.

[DD]

Trust me, eventually a little callous builds up over that spot that gets stabbed a hundred times over from the "I hate you!" when you tell your child he can have one cookie, but not two.

Exhausting.

When are you coming over?

[Karen]

How is it that kids know just what to say and when to say it? As adults we can only do that after the fact.

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