The Question to end all Questions

"Mom, why do girls have two butts?" 

I'll let you all ponder that and get back to me.  I need an answer by the end of the day, lest my child be stuck in infinite quandry over the state of female anatomy. 

Comments

[MsPrufrock]

Test.

[MsPrufrock]

Oh my fucking god. It let me comment on Typepad!!

[DD]

Is that all Mrs. Pru has? Sheesh.

Maybe it would help if your broke the question up. Is he asking "why?" or maybe the emphasis should be on "need", because then you could say, they don't "need" two butts, but Mother Nature ran out of penises so thought the second butt made up for the low inventory.

[Erin]

We're just extra lucky that way.

[MsPrufrock]

Ahem. I will regain my composure now.

Your kid is just too friggin' cute. I naturally had to tell the husband his latest tale as well.

[Erica]

Dear boy, that's not a second butt, it's a camel toe! LMAO, this is so funny, your children are adorable!

Can't wait until the tots start asking these questions.

[therese]

It's not really a second butt...it's my husband.

[starfish]

I'm not even going to try to top the "it's my husband" answer. Priceless.

Really great what I have to look forward to. Makes me appreciate the non verbal months.

[lindy]

Oh dear. So, what DID you say?

[erinberry]

HAAAAAAA!

When I about three years old I saw my dad naked and asked why he had three willies. (I had seen the balls on each side.)