Short, Dark and Handsome
Nicolas and his pal, William, are the only two boys in his daycare class. The rest of the class is comprised entirely of blond-haired, blue-eyed hussies, disguised as angelic little girls.
Exhibit A:
As I walk Nicolas into daycare this morning, I see Hussy No. 1 (aka "Riley"). Wherein, I exclaim: "Nicolas, look, it's your pal, Riley. Say 'good morning.' "
Riley: "Nico's not my pal. He's my boyfriend." As she throws her arms around him and drags him over to the play kitchen.
I say Riley needs to watch a little less MTV and spend little bit more time reflecting on how the baby jesus in the manger would feel about that. Amen. Hallelujah. Ricky Bobby.
Little Hussy.
Boyfriend? Sheesh. Girls are so forward these days!
Posted by: Karen | March 15, 2007 at 10:17 AM
The nerve! Is her mother a stripper or something? Where does she learn that kind of thing!?
Posted by: starfish | March 15, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Erin, when you raise little lookers like that, you've got to expect the hoochies to show up. You've got damn good lookin' little boys.
Posted by: Mollywogger | March 15, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Hussy #1 at our school is Hannah. Two days this week, we've walked in to daycare to find her eating breakfast. As soon as she sees P, she pulls a chair as close to her as possible and demands that he sit there even before giving me a hug and kiss goodbye.
Think of it this way--we can get practice on our "Get away from my son!" looks before our sons are teenagers.
Posted by: Erin | March 15, 2007 at 03:29 PM
Hey girl - keep those tarts away from your soon to be tall dark and handsome son. We are number four for take off to head back to Colombia.
Cheers - Lauren
Posted by: Ricky's Mom | March 19, 2007 at 06:37 PM
The little hussy who always hugged my brother Juan was a cutie piggy girl named Jill. She looked like a miniature Miss Piggy and was about 3 times Juan's size. She used to squeal, "Juanny-Poo I Love Yooouuu" as soon as she'd see him.
He couldn't stand her.
I still call him Juanny-Poo when I want to get on his nerves. :)
Posted by: Spanglish | March 20, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Um, bhaaaaa haaaa haaaa. Totally funny.
Well, E, you had better get used to many "hussies" as your boys are gorgeous!
Posted by: Betsy | March 23, 2007 at 09:58 PM
"Ricky Bobby"--LOL!
Posted by: SHannon | April 27, 2007 at 03:44 PM
hey erin, you've been quiet for a while, so i just wanted to check in and make sure that you're okay.
Posted by: christine | April 30, 2007 at 05:25 PM
There has to be something good going on up in Nodak land, isn't there?
Posted by: Dana | May 06, 2007 at 07:40 AM
Just checking in. Did ya move and we didn't get the fowarding address?? Missin' ya!
Posted by: irshlas | May 20, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Anything going on up there? Hope all is well!
Posted by: Erin | May 23, 2007 at 02:26 PM
Hey, where are you, in Colombia or something? Hope all is well.
Posted by: starfish | June 21, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Where have you gone???!!!??? Are you okay....? Let us know!
Posted by: Tatiana | July 20, 2007 at 11:25 PM
Your header just changed . . . may we expect an update soon? Yay on the 3rd adoption!
Posted by: wavybrains | August 17, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Just checking in to see if you are OK. Hope everything is going well.
Posted by: Lina | August 22, 2007 at 11:14 AM